I am distraught. Despondent. Depressed. Dismal. Downcast. Doleful. Disconsolate. Despairing. Dejected. Distressed. Down in the dumps.
My camera is damaged. Dismembered. Defective. Demolished. Deformed.
It all happened when my foot deviated from the delineated drag and my body fell down, dislodging the camera from my digits. It dropped. Despite my diligence, it is in disrepair.
It has been a disheartening day indeed.
And if you thought this data was definite and dependable , you have been duped and deceived.
Happy April Fool’s Day!