T3: What My Hair Is Trying To Tell You

T3: What My Hair Is Trying To Tell You

Supposedly #longhairdontcare

But, as someone with long hair, I can assure you that long hair does care.  Long hair cares a lot, and long hair takes vengeance on its owner.  Long hair can divulge the emotions and activities of its owner.  For example:

1. Here, my hair is telling you that I just ran several miles on a chilly, windy day.  My hair cared, so it became a giant mess as it bounced across my hood until it was in an unmanageable knot.

2. In this photo, my hair is saying that it is Friday, and I was too lazy to even put a clip in my hair.  And it was saying that I was in DESPERATE need of a trim.20170113_065942

3.On Saturday, my hair says that I slept in and went for a morning swim.  Since my hair does not like the blow dryer, it chooses to go to lunch while it is still wet.

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4.  My hair is a little more respectful on Sunday.  It says, “Kat almost has her life put together.  Almost.”

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5.  “Why?  Why did you leave the room?”  That is what my hair asks on snow days.

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6. When there is a clip on the right side of my head, my hair is simply saying that it is a normal day in the life of Kat.

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7. Braids announce one of two things:

  • option 1:  I feel youthful.
  • option 2: I didn’t wash my hair last night.  (always assume the former)

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8. A clip with a twist means that it is a normal day, but I am feeling a bit fancy.

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9. A full-length braid says, “Kat actually woke up with enough time to do something to her hair today.”

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10. A top-bun says that I really like the back of the shirt I am wearing.

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And in this picture, my hair is praising me for finally, FINALLY getting the trim I needed:

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